So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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