do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
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