She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Randomize