We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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