the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
Randomize
