you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
Randomize
