if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Randomize
