Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
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