I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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