come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
Randomize
