Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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