U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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