He is an equal opportunity slut.
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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