I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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