Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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