i just wanna soil my oats bro
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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