ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
they're like a gay fantastic four
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
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