super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
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Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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