Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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