She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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