I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
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merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
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