Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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