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but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Houston, we have a blender
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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