Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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