why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
Church boner. Awkwardddd
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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