I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
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