Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
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