Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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