he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
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