If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
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