Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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