Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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