You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
this just has baby written all over it
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
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