Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
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