It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
Randomize
