D3 body, D1 cock
Acid is not a monday night drug
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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