I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
time to smoke my breakfast
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
pray to the hookup gods
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
