I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
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