she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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