he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
her vagine was all disorganized.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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