Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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