My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Telling her that my penis is called megatron was not a good idea for a first date.
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
Randomize
