NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
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