I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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