I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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