doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
True but thats because hes a fetus.
You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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