i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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