Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
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