none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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