So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
do nipples grow back?
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