summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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