Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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