Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
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