Someone shit on the floor
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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