No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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