He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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