My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
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