what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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