do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
this just has baby written all over it
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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