the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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