This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
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